I don die!!!
WEALTH is when you buy a first class return ticket to the UK just to pick a dress.
(EGO!) TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of a barrack.(YOU DON
DIE) FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet(U GO WAKA TIRE)
IRONY is a chairman of an okada association driving an hummer jeep(OGUN
OWO) WISDOM is marrying your landlord's daughter(NO RENT DUES AGAIN)
STUPIDITY is driving six cars in a rented apartment
(WHEN LANDLORD PURSUE YOU, YOU GO SLEEP INSIDE CAR)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N3000 cab to watch a movie of N1000(GWAGWALADA TO SILVERBIRD)
Love is buying a suya, eating the onions while your girlfriend eats the suya(ODE AYE RAYE)
DREAM is Arsenal winning the champions league next
